Stop Being 'Almost Ready' and Actually Launch

The Same-Day Business Setup for Women Who Know What They're Selling But Keep Getting Stuck in Tech Hell

You know what you want to offer. You’ve spent months (years?) thinking about it. You can explain it perfectly to your sister over coffee.

But the tech keeps stopping you.

Every time you sit down to build your site, you spiral and end up in a YouTube rabbit hole about sales funnels and email automations, feeling more confused than when you started.

Three hours later, you’re googling ‘best website builders’ for the 38th time while your brilliant business idea sits in your head, helping no one.

What if I told you that everything you actually need fits on 4 pages and can be set up this afternoon?

Everything you need, nothing you don’t.

  • A ready-to-import 4-page funnel - Home page with opt-in, Thank-you page, Sales page, Order page.

Skip months of “what page do I need?” No figuring out what to build. No starting from scratch. Just plug it in and go.

  • Copy prompts that sound like you, not a bro marketer - No more staring at blank screens.

  • Short walkthroughs so you don’t spiral into YouTube hell - No 3-hour tutorials that leave you more confused.

  • A checklist that keeps you moving - Always know your next step (and when to stop for coffee).

  • 7 days of real human support. Not a chatbot, not a group call - Real help when you actually need it.

You don’t need a full-blown website. You need four focused pages and someone who gets it.

Your Launch-Ready Toolkit (Free with Your Kit)

32 Viral Content Templates ($47 value)

Never stare at a blank caption again. Post with confidence even if you’re “not a content person.”

3-Email Welcome Sequence Template ($27 value)

Build trust, not cringe. Follow-up emails that actually sound like you.

Here’s What Staying Stuck Actually Costs:

  • 6 more months of “getting ready to get ready”

  • Lost opportunities while you perfect the perfect plan

  • The compound effect of not building your email list today

  • Your confidence slowly draining with each delayed launch

You’re not just buying a funnel. You’re buying your time back.

The Launch Kit: $97
Staying stuck for another year: Priceless (and not in a good way)

Why Now Works Better Than Later

Every day you wait is another day your ideal clients are looking for someone like you… and finding someone else instead.

Get started today for $97 (normally $197)
This price won’t last forever — but your excuses might.

Only 20 spots a month because I answer support emails myself.

No outsourced “virtual assistants” reading from scripts. Just me, helping you get unstuck.

Let’s Get You Online. For Real This Time.

No delays. No spirals. Just a simple setup that makes you proud to hit “publish.”

💸 $97 Limited Offer ($100 off)


Get the funnel, setup guidance, 32 content templates, and welcome email sequence, all for the price of one forgettable dinner out.

Hi, I’m Sofia — tech-simplifier for women who are done spinning.

30+ years in business. One mission: help women get visible without tech tantrums.

No tears. No hype. Just clarity, speed, and real support.

I’m in my 20s/30s — is this still for me?

Absolutely. This is for anyone who wants to skip the 6-month “figure it all out” phase and just get live. Smart business is smart business, regardless of age.

What if I’m not tech-savvy?

That’s exactly who this is for. Everything is pre-built and comes with simple walkthroughs. No PhD in WordPress required.

How long does setup take?

Most women are live within one afternoon. Some finish over coffee, others prefer to take their time over the weekend.

What if I change my mind about my offer later?

Easy. The funnel structure works for any offer. Swap out the copy, keep the system.

Launch your business this weekend or upgrade to Thryvva Live™ if you want daily personal help. Either way, you’re finally moving forward.